What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:29
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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